Procedural Dating Kit | Funny Gag Gift | Dumped from Love Island | Divorcé

🏝️This is giving Love Island and is LITERALLY the perfect gag gift to say:  * Your roster called. They’d like you to use proper documentation. 😂 * He’s not closed off… * “Can I pull you for a chat?” needs a signed authorization form.  If you’ve been watching Love Island USA, surviving Hinge, or cheering on a friend who’s back in the dating pool after a divorce, this is the funniest gift they’ll unwrap all year.  The Procedural Dating Kit by Knock Knock (2005) takes romance and turns it into official business. Why simply text someone when you can issue them a Notification of Attraction? Why define the relationship when there’s an Exclusivity Agreement? Why wonder how the date went when there’s a Date Feedback Card?  Inside you’ll find: 💕 Dating Dossier 📋 Dater ID Card 💌 Attraction Notification Cards 📞 Contact Exchange Forms 📝 Relationship Résumé ⭐ Date Report Cards 📑 Exclusivity & Non-Exclusivity Forms 😂 And plenty more delightfully unnecessary dating paperwork.  Perfect for: • Recently divorced friends • Someone entering their “hot girl/hot guy summer” • Love Island watch parties • Bachelor/Bachelorette gifts • White elephant exchanges • Anyone whose dating life deserves its own HR department.  Condition • Excellent condition • Copyright 2005 • Includes original binder and inserts shown in photos  From a smoke-free home, packaged carefully, and shipped quickly.